Animal Charity Bear Skin

70 men and women unleashed their dangly bits and lay on the steps of St Paul's today, in a protest about something. Oh yes, apparently the Queen's Palace guards wear hats made of Canadian black bear fur, which is bad. It takes the hide of an entire man-eater to make one cuddly hat and PETA are not happy about it.

"These fucking tailors are shit" said Algae, one of the protesters on site, "how can they only make one cocking hat out of all that beast fluff? ...the turds".

The display, which supposedly symbolised a pile of dead bears, lasted a whole 20 minutes. Sadly Apollo, the god of hunting, tainted the sentiment somewhat by making it rain throughout the protest.