All A Load Of Cock

Sherah cocked the Big Brother house last night by revealing his manhood to Big Gay Dick and Nikki (the footballer’s wife slag with the face like a beaten up old man). The exposure came after Dick and his hag (who were inexplicably sitting in a silver box) goaded the much maligned Shazzer into ‘proving his manhood’. After a great deal of whinging Sherbert released his unemployed member, only to find it was greeted with raucous laughter from man-face Nikki and ‘size-queen’ Dikkie. Clearly horrified, Shahbing pleaded ‘potential’ and asked them to witness an erect version, to which the cackling cum guzzlers gurgled: ‘no, no, please no’.

Interestingly when Big Gay Dick was sucking off dwarfen wolf-boy Sezer in the shower later that evening, he refused to remove his own tight pants. While Sezer flung his own knob out faster than you can say “Jizz in ma face”, mooky.net suspects foul play from Dikkie. Could big Dickie have a little Prikkie? Is Nikkie actually just a horrendous man? Either way the cock debacle had hilarious consequences, with the slighted Shahbah falling out with every single housemate as a result. What a cock!