Aisleyne - Spoilt Canvas Airhead

The second new housemate Aisleyne is uglier than Sam - and he's a bloke. Apparently the 27 year old is a Model and Promoter. I've never seen her on anything and she looks rough so fuck knows what she's modelling. As for being a Promoter - presumably that's some grand title for giving out leaflets. Anyway the dull slag wants to become a famous (yawn) pop star. No doubt her songs would be really deep, meaningful and emotive. We're sure that once some short sighted record company has signed her up hoping to cash in on the free publicity she'll have a career to rival Madonna's and be around for ages... of course she will...

Aisleyne lives with a cat called Princess and apparently one of the things that most irritates her is when people can't get her hair straight.