What the Chud?

What better way to start mooky.net 's inaugral news story than with a big pile of chud?

So what does chud mean?

It's delectable isn't it? It has that instant rapport, a bit like 'mook' - but less. Here are the top 7 definitions for 'chud':

1. Poo, a lump of - think 'log' only blockier
2. A 'Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller'
3. Old semen stagnating inside a used condom
4. The excess fat, or chud, that hangs out of a lardy woman's top
5. A penis that's wider than it is long
6. A vaginal secretion
7. A piece of chewing gum

Which ever way you swing it, people who use the word 'chud' are clearly winners.