Time McCalled

'Davina', the self-indulgent chat show rot fronted by the overly rated ladette Davina McCall has been axed by the BBC. The decision came after viewing figures plummetted from rubbish to disastrous. The BBC, notorious for commissioning total tripe, blew license fee payers' cash on wheeling out the usual mediocrity to whitter on about their latest endeavours of no interest and less worth. Although seeing the same bums in a slightly redecorated studio went a long way to guaranteeing the show's failure the principal reason is probably that Davina McCall, who relies on shouting for humour, is a patronising chud. With a bit of luck the unfunny presenter will be exiled to the obscurity of late night television like God's Gift, where she started, again having her bum pinched purple by over-excited chavs.

Unfortunately, in spite of her overall lack of talent and constant habit of breathing in sharply between her teeth, she'll no doubt be back to front the relentless Big Brother chud. Probably do some half arse fitness video as well or another rubbish shampoo advert.