Sideways shaver on Gillette advert

What the hell are you doing racing your three-bladed razor horizontally across your chin at 70 mph? That really is the height of cuntiness. If the advert went on for a few more seconds we'd see a trickle of blood slowly appear, followed by a massive flap of chin skin dropping off your face. That'll look good with your chiselled jaw won't it? Reckless hoob.