Mooky's Special Campaign: Send Harry To War

Prince Harry has threatened to quit the soft bit of the army reserved for royals and toffs unless he gets to see some action. Mooky feels that Harry could be the answer to the issues in Iraq everyone's been desperately searching for. Although the yanks have made things worse, our very own ginger action man could probably take all the baddies on singlehandedly and win. If not... if things went horribly wrong and Harry was shot to shit or bombed to buggery... then at the least he'd die a hero, which is better than nothing. (Let's face it he's never going to be king).

So we want you to support our special Send Harry To War campaign. If anyone can stop all the silly nonsense over there it's the nazi-uniform wearing, strip-club loving, booze guzzling carrot top. With a bit of luck the other royals will be shamed into doing their bit as well.