Love 'Banned' In Pakistan

Well it was until yesterday. Abdul Hakeem Kashkeli and wife 'Sodi' (a pun here would just be anal) were released from jail on Saturday after 5 years incarceration for 'being in love'. The couple married against the bride's father's consent, citing 'love' as their primary motive.

It's resassuring that in 2001, the year that digital radio and disposable mobile phones were invented, love was still illegal in Pakistan. According to a recent text vote, Big Brother found that 'almost all lovers end up as murderers'. Charles Clarke could learn a thing or two from our eastern cousins. Why not have a Minority Report style special police unit? We could have teams of pre-cocks running around intercepting fluid exchanges that appear to be anything 'more than lusty'.