Crocodile Steals Chainsaw

Australia Worker Freddy Buckland was left in a state of shock today when a thieving crocodile stole his chainsaw. The crocodile, believed to be descended from gypsies, chased Freddy up a tree then made off with the tool to the local Cash Converters. The croc is apparently a regular at the plastic coated pawn brokers.

The store manager, Alf Stewart, said the croc often brought in stolen goods looking to turn them into beer money.

Freddy claims there were about ten, possibly twenty, crocodiles involved, but one shiela who witnessed the incident said "There was just the one fella and Freddy virtually gave him the chainsaw."

Local police were sourced for a comment about their plans to deal with the crocodile. Busy enjoying a barbie and some tinnies down on the local beach, the general consensus was it was too hot to be buggering about with crocodiles.

Mick Dundee, the only local who could have helped, apparently sodded off to New York with some hot blond bird years back and has n't been seen since.