"Chosen Men? I Didn't Choose Yer"
"Sharpe! Still the whore-mongering gutter trash of memory."
Nearly a decade since he walloped Boney (took out Napolean you perv) Sharpey's
back. What, on repeat on UKTV Gold? No. ITV have managed to convince Boromir to don his tight-fitting rifleman clobber once more and head out to a region of the world even dustier than France: India.Ah the orient...
It might have Bean a long time since the last installment, but this is better than watching Angeline Jolie, Sienna Miller and half of 'Girls Aloud' masturbating in an aquarium - which I've done twice. Whoop with joy at the leper-huggingly-brilliant bap exposing scene (think Liz Hurley, 'Sharpe's Enemy'). Gasp and hiss at Toby Stephens' excellently smarmy 'William Dodd'. Rejoice that Harper is still Irish. Snore when you learn that Salmon Rushdie's wife stars.
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It's Salman Rushdie, not Salmon, he's not a fish! Though for all the charisma she has Padma Laksmi probably is.
Sean Bean is still lovely, so is Toby Stephens and ITV do like a breast after the watershed don't they!
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