Blue Pig Shits On Kids

...or whatever charity she was 'championing'. Jade chubba chub Goody and her crap tit-job took part in the London Marathon on Sunday. Give. A. Shit. Of course she failed because she's fat and stupid. The pretty voiced convict's daughter snorted to Gordon 'puncheable face' Ramsey at the start: "I've been eating curry and Chinese and drinking"

What a disgusting lump. Having walked for 20 miles, one of the Gods deigned to add a silver lining to the fiasco by turning her blue and collapsing her to ground like a freshly waxed boar under sedation.

At least she didn't take the piss. Jade raised a handsome £350, which she'll still give to charity out of her own pocket. Children in Timbuktu will weep with joy when they receive half a well.